

The bear mauls the shocked Squidward before leaving. Squidward then gloats how a sea bear has not arrived, to which SpongeBob explains he forgot one thing: wearing a sombrero in a "goofy fashion." Just then, a real sea bear appears and demonstrates how the hat should be worn, much to Squidward's horror. He quickly draws an " anti-sea-bear circle" in the dirt to protect himself and Patrick. He then begins doing all these actions at once, despite SpongeBob and Patrick's pleas. Squidward attempts to disprove their existence by having SpongeBob and Patrick list all the things which supposedly attract sea bears, such as eating cheese cubes, wearing a hoop skirt and clown shoes, waving a flashlight, etc. Squidward angrily protests that sea bears do not exist, but SpongeBob and Patrick insist that they are real, showing various newspaper articles of Fake Science Monthly as proof. He claims that it is not safe to play the clarinet badly in the wilderness at night, as he might attract a sea bear.


Suddenly, a terrified SpongeBob stops Squidward by shooting a marshmallow through his clarinet and into his windpipe, causing him to choke.Īfter Squidward recovers, he yells at SpongeBob for hurting him. SpongeBob then plays the " Campfire Song Song." Squidward dislikes it and begins playing "Kumbayah" very badly on his clarinet. However, SpongeBob stops him from doing so, saying that "it just doesn't seem to fit the camping spirit." Squidward grudgingly decides to eat the marshmallows, but Patrick repeatedly blows on his burned ones, sending them flying into Squidward's face.

Squidward dismisses them and plans to get a can opener from his house so he can eat a can of Swedish Barnacle Balls. The gang begins roasting marshmallows while imitating astronauts. After getting the impression that the duo believe Squidward is not manly or qualified enough to camp, he impulsively decides to join SpongeBob and Patrick in their "camping." Squidward attempts to demonstrate "real camping" as SpongeBob and Patrick take notes, but fails to set up his automated tent, so he decides to sleep under the stars. SpongeBob simply states that it does not matter where you camp, as long as you are in the wilderness. Squidward confronts SpongeBob and Patrick in their tent, pointing out they cannot be "camping" if they are only ten feet away from SpongeBob's house. Squidward camping with SpongeBob and Patrick. However, he is extremely exasperated and disappointed to learn that they are camping in SpongeBob's front yard, right outside his window. The episode begins with Squidward in his house preparing for bed as he looks forward to a weekend of peace and quiet, especially with SpongeBob and Patrick deciding to go camping. The guy that SpongeBob met and all related guys (mentioned).
